Bill Simmons continues his “Million Dollar Picks” for the NFL’s week 2, riding high from last week’s successful predictions. Last week, he boasted a record of four wins and one loss on straight bets, plus a victory on his unique “Luca Bratzy” gimmick bet, netting an imaginary profit of $630,000 from his initial $1 million. With momentum on his side, Simmons dives into his predictions and analysis for the upcoming games.

Bill Simmons Week 2 Million Dollar Picks Summary

• Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens (Bengals -3)
• Tennessee Titans vs. LA Chargers (Titans +3)
• Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Kansas City Chiefs (Jaguars +3.5)
• New Orleans Saints vs. Carolina Panthers (Saints -3)
• New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins (Patriots +3)

“Luca Brasi” Fishy Line Pick

• Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns (“Luca Bratzi” pick: Steelers +2.5)

Bill Simmons Unleashes His Million Dollar Picks for NFL Week 2

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens (Bengals -3)

• Cincinnati had a rough game last week, but Simmons attributes this to QB Joe Burrow’s lack of practice.
• Baltimore is dealing with significant injuries, especially to their offensive line.
• Simmons believes Cincinnati’s defense can capitalize on this and sees value in the Bengals at a three-point spread.

Tennessee Titans vs. LA Chargers (Titans +3)

• Simmons criticizes the Chargers’ coaching strategy and game management from the previous week.
• Despite the Titans’ recent poor performance, Simmons senses an urgency from them to turn things around.
• The Chargers’ trip from the west coast to the east coast is also a disadvantage, tilting the favor towards the Titans.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Kansas City Chiefs (Jaguars +3.5)

• The return of Chris Jones to the Chiefs influenced the betting line.
• However, Simmons was impressed with Jacksonville’s recent performance and believes they can match or even surpass Kansas City.
• The majority of bettors backing the Chiefs makes this pick more attractive to Simmons.

New Orleans Saints vs. Carolina Panthers (Saints -3)

• The Saints had a close game against Tennessee but showed their potential.
• Carolina’s defensive losses and overall performance make them less favorable.
• Simmons is confident in the Saints’ superiority and finds value in a three-point spread.

New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins (Patriots +3)

• The main concern for the Patriots is injuries on their offensive line.
• Despite a recent loss, Simmons sees promise in New England’s performance.
• He believes the Patriots are on par with Miami and expects them to at least cover the spread.

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns (“Luca Bratzi” pick: Steelers +2.5)

• Many have favored the Browns due to their recent win and the Steelers’ loss to the formidable 49ers.
• However, Simmons questions the rationale behind making the historically dominant Steelers underdogs against the Browns.
• The betting line feels off to Simmons, making it a fitting “Luca Bratzi” pick.

Simmons concludes by reiterating his picks and mentioning a special parlay boost from Fanduel. He cheekily comments on his appreciation for the boost, comparing it to those given to other personalities.